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FORGET IT BUDDY JOKE!

A drunk stumbles into a confessional. The priest hears him come in, but the guy doesn't say anything. Finally, the priest gently knocks on the partition. "Forget...

NAILED IT JOKE

Two Polacks were building a house. One of them was on the roof. He picked up a nail, hammered it in. Picked up another nail,...

GIDDY UP JOKE

A blonde went horse back riding. It started out slow, but then the horse began to gallop. The blonde was enjoying herself, until she slipped off,...

EATING FOR TWO JOKE

A husband and a wife had their family over for a wonderful 3 course dinner. When they sat down, the husband gently patted his wife's...

WHAT AN UGLY JOKE!

A man was sitting at home when a police officer knocked on his door. The officer asked him if he was married. The man replied, "Yes...

HOT BLONDE JOKE

One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided to...

DUCK DUCK JOKE

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a...

12 THINGS NOT TO SAY IF PULLED OVER

Hey, wasn't your daughter an adult film star? I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special. If I bend over, will...

THIS BLONDE JOKE’S A WINNER

A state trooper pulls over a blonde driver on a country road. He walks up to her window, "Ma'am, is there a reason that you...

FLO WOULD LOVE THIS JOKE

A waitress brings a customer the steak he ordered. Her thumb is laying on top of the meat. The customer notices this and yells, "Hey,...

THE UGLY JOKE OF THE DAY

A very unsightly young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist. She walks into his office and says, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I...

SICK JOKE OF THE DAY

A policeman is on the scene of a terrible accident. Body parts are everywhere. He's making notes of where the pieces are, and comes across...
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FEEDING THE CAMELS LOL

Oh this video kills me. Seriously! I can't stop laughing. It's 2 guys in a car, feeding camels, and the one dude freaks out. He sounds like Curly from the 3 Stooges! It's the funniest thing you'll see today. Guaranteed! Watch, and LAUGH!

HILARIOUS PILOT JOKE!

A pilot made an announcement to the passengers on his plane, and when he got done, he accidentally forgot to turn off his mic. So...

ALIEN ABDUCTIONS CAUGHT ON CAMERA

FREAKY!!! And I love it. These lights in the sky look just like alien abductions (Don't I wish). But sadly, they're not. They're actually...

TEACH YOURSELF CPR WITH THIS DUMMY

Don't be a dummy... Kiss one! It's a full DIY CPR kit that includes an instructor starter package with Prestan ultralite CPR manikin with...