A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. But he’s more surprised when the same guy walks back into the bar a few minutes later and sits down.
The guy says, “How the hell did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground.”
The jumper responds, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, it makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch. Anyone can do it…” He takes another shot, then goes to the window and jumps out.
The guy runs to the window and sees the guy fall to the sidewalk, land softly, then walk back towards the building again. A few minutes later, he enters the bar and sits down.
The guy is astonished. So he orders a shot of tequila himself, slams it down, then goes over to the window and jumps.
The bartender watches all of this, then turns towards the drunk, “You know, you really are an asshole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
