A woman is looking at herself in the mirror. Standing up tall, sucking in her gut, turning around and looking at her butt.
“Ugh, I look so fat in these jeans.” She sighs, hikes her jeans up higher, grunts.
Finally she turns towards her husband who is just sitting on the edge of the bed watching her. “Can’t you at least be a little bit helpful? Give me a compliment or something?”
“Well,” the husband says as he walks to the door, “You have perfect eyesight!”