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BLONDE FIRING SQUAD JOKE

Three women were being held criminals in a foreign country. They were all slated for the firing squad.

After lining them up, the commander shouts, “Ready…Aim…” and the brunette yells “Earthquake!!!”

Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground, in the confusion the brunette escapes.

The commander tells his soldiers to get back up. “Ready…Aim…” and the redhead yells “Tornado!!!”

Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground again in confusion. The redhead escapes.

Finally the commander shouts to his soldiers to get up once more. “Ready…Aim…” and the blonde hollers “Fire!!!”

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