A blonde went horse back riding.
It started out slow, but then the horse began to gallop.
The blonde was enjoying herself, until she slipped off, and her foot got caught in the reins.
The horse didn’t stop, the blonde was dragged upside down on her head.
She didn’t know what to do.
She called out for help. She screamed. She waved her arms…
Until finally, the Walmart manager came over and unplugged the kiddie ride.