A husband and a wife had their family over for a wonderful 3 course dinner.
When they sat down, the husband gently patted his wife’s belly.
Her mother noticed this and gasped, “Are you… Oh my God!”
“Remember darling,” he said, “You’re eating for two now.”
The whole family screamed, clapped, congratulated them.
“You mean… She’s… She’s…” The mother couldn’t even speak.
“Yes, that’s right,” he said, proud of his little host. “She’s got a tape worm!”
