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FUNNY PINOCCHIO JOKE

Pinocchio was getting complaints from his girlfriend, "Every time we do it," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went to his maker, Geppetto, for...

TO TELL THE TRUTH JOKE

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a brand new 10-speed bike. "Where'd you get the money for...

A LOUD CONVERSATION JOKE

An Englishman is sitting on a train when he overhears a loud conversation between two Italians. "First, Emma come, then I come... then two asses,...

THE BEST WAY TO COOK A TURKEY

It's almost Thanksgiving... So learn how to cook a turkey, the adult way. 🙂 How to cook a turkey: Go buy a turkey Take a drink of...

LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another...

WHAT’S GROSSER THAN GROSS? JOKES

Seriously. These are gross. You've been warned. 🙂 What's grosser than gross? Siamese twins conjoined at the tongue. What's grosser than that? One of them throws up. What's even...

A JOKE THAT LASTS 30 YEARS

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside, "Will I die?" she asks. God says, "No....

THE PLOT OF THIS JOKE

Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," the first guy said. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm...

LET ME HIT THAT JOKE

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

THE BAD NEWS JOKE

A man visits a doctor for his checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes back with a grave look on his face. "Well," the...

HOT CHILI JOKE

A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of chili. The waitress says, "Sorry, but that guy next to you got...

THIS STICKY JOKE

What goes in long and hard, but comes out soft and wet?
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FEEDING THE CAMELS LOL

Oh this video kills me. Seriously! I can't stop laughing. It's 2 guys in a car, feeding camels, and the one dude freaks out. He sounds like Curly from the 3 Stooges! It's the funniest thing you'll see today. Guaranteed! Watch, and LAUGH!

HILARIOUS PILOT JOKE!

A pilot made an announcement to the passengers on his plane, and when he got done, he accidentally forgot to turn off his mic. So...

ALIEN ABDUCTIONS CAUGHT ON CAMERA

FREAKY!!! And I love it. These lights in the sky look just like alien abductions (Don't I wish). But sadly, they're not. They're actually...

TEACH YOURSELF CPR WITH THIS DUMMY

Don't be a dummy... Kiss one! It's a full DIY CPR kit that includes an instructor starter package with Prestan ultralite CPR manikin with...