A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They walk by a condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these for, Dad?”
The father replies, “These are condoms, son. Men use them for protection when they do you-know-what.”
“Ohhhh, I see,” replies the boy. “I heard about that in health class.”
He looks at the display, then picks up a package of 3 and asks, “So why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One is for Friday, one is for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool!” The boy nods, then notices a 6-pack and asks, “And what about these?”
“Those are for college men,” The dad answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
“WOW!” The boy exclaims. “Then who uses these?” He picks up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replies, “Well, those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March…”
