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BLOODTHIRSTY NATIVE JOKE

An explorer in the deep rainforest found himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty tribe of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he said to himself, “Uh-oh, I’m screwed.”

Suddenly there was a bright ray of light from the sky and the voice of an angel boomed out: “No, you are not screwed. Pick up that large rock in front of you and bash it over the head of the chief. Do it quickly.”

So the guy picked up the rock and proceeded to bash in the chief’s head. Then he stood there breathing heavily, sweating, standing over the lifeless body, as all the other native warriors surrounded him with a look of shock on their faces.

“There,” said the booming voice, “Now you are screwed!”

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