Pinocchio was getting complaints from his girlfriend, “Every time we do it,” she said, “I get splinters.”
So Pinocchio went to his maker, Geppetto, for advice.
“Sandpaper,” said the carpenter. “That’s what you need.”
So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home.
A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. “How are you getting on with the girls now?” He asked.
Pinocchio looked at him, then smiled, “Who needs girls?”