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THE BEST WAY TO COOK A TURKEY

It’s almost Thanksgiving… So learn how to cook a turkey, the adult way. 🙂

How to cook a turkey:

  1. Go buy a turkey
  2. Take a drink of whiskey
  3. Put turkey in the oven
  4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
  5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
  6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
  7. Turk the bastey
  8. Whiskey another bottle of get
  9. Ponder the meat thermometer
  10. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
  11. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
  12. Take the oven out of the turkey
  13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
  14. Turk the carvey
  15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
  16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
  17. Bless the dinner and pass out


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