It’s almost Thanksgiving… So learn how to cook a turkey, the adult way. 🙂
How to cook a turkey:
- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Ponder the meat thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the dinner and pass out
