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ONLY THE BEST AND FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS JOKES!

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It’s Christmas jokes, the best and funniest jokes found on the web. Enjoy!


Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
You have to hollow out its head first!


What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman!


Why was the snowman in the grocery store?
He was picking his nose!


What do elves post on Social Media?
Elf-ies!


How does Scrooge celebrate Christmas?
He installs a parking meter on the roof!


How do Christmas angels greet each other?
Halo!


What do you call a blind reindeer?
I have no eye deer!


What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
Santa Klutz!


Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
RUDE-olph, of course!


What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
‘Tis the season to be jelly!


What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?
Fleece Navidad!


What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs!


How does the Gingerbread Man make his bed?
With cookie sheets!


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can Ho-Ho-Ho!


Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws!


What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!


What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!


Why did Frosty want a divorce?
His wife was a total flake!


Where does mistletoe go to get famous?
Holly-wood!


How many letters are there in the Christmas alphabet?
25. There’s No-L!


What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!


What do you call an elf who just won the lotto?
Welfy!


Where does a reindeer go to find a lost tail?
The re-tail store!


What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!


What’s an Elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!


What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!


What goes Ho, Ho, Thump?
Santa laughing his head off!


Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt!


What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?
An elfcicle!


What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney that’s lit?
Krisp Kringle!


Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snowbank!


What do you call a snowman who vacations in the Caribbean?
Puddles!


What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsil-itis!


What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?


Where does Santa go when Christmas is over?
To a Ho-Ho-Ho-tel!


What happened when the snowman winked at the snowwoman?
He got the cold shoulder!


How do you know if Santa’s in your house?
You sense his presents!


What’s red and white, red and white, red and white?
Santa rolling down a hill!


How do you scare a snowman?
With a hairdryer!


Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live!


Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
Because every buck is dear to him!


Why was the snowman smiling?
He could see the snowblower coming down the street!


Why doesn’t Santa have any kids of his own?
Because he only comes once a year!


What did Santa sing going down the chimney?
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…


What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas?
Twerky!

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