An Englishman is sitting on a train when he overhears a loud conversation between two Italians.
“First, Emma come, then I come… then two asses, they come together. Then I come again. Then the two asses, they come together again. Then I come… pee twice, then I come again.”
“Excuse me,” said the Englishman. “In this country it is very inappropriate to be talking about THAT in public!”
The Italian guy was confused “What are you talking about? I’m telling my friend how to spell Mississippi!”