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SNOT MITTENS – SNITTENS!

Yep, pair these mittens (below) with your mask and you have the perfect item to blow your nose into.

It’s Snot Mittens (#ad), or as they say: Snittens.


These mittens are funny, but functional at the same time. They’re a great gift for the guy or gal who spends time in the great outdoors, or in the winter.

If you are running, hiking, or skiing, or even working or standing in the cold, your eyes start to water and your nose starts to run.

What to do, what to do?

Packing tissues is too inconvenient. And what are you going to do with all that snot-soaked tissue dissolving into your pocket?

You could carry a handkerchief. But that’s old, and not cool (unless you’re a grandpa).

Hacking is disgusting. Sometimes effective, but always disgusting.

There seem to be two options left:

You can use your sleeve (gross) or just let it run down your lips and across your mouth and freeze in place (snotsicle).

There weren’t any good options. Until now.

Introducing Snittens–The Original Snot Mittens

A convenient, easy place to place your snot and tears when you’re outside in the cold. Snittens are made of a proprietary material designed to give you maximum absorbency and good thermal properties. The material is very durable and can withstand repetitive washing in detergent and hot water.

Snittens (#ad) are built to absorb and built to last. Use them as a funny gift or a gag. Snittens are entertaining and handy (no pun intended), and are a perfect gift for Christmas, Father’s Day, Birthdays, and yes, Valentine’s Day.

Snittens

Snittens

Snittens

Buy them, wear them, wash them.


Get your Snittens here on Amazon. (#ad)

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