Two old baseball players are sitting around wondering if there is baseball in heaven.
They both decide that whoever dies first will come back and tell the other person if baseball exists in the holy land.
Shortly after, one guy dies and comes back as a spirit. He tells his friend, “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is there is baseball in heaven!”
His friend smiles excitedly, “That’s fantastic. So what’s the bad news?”
The spirit nods, “Well, you’re scheduled to pitch tomorrow!”
