Yes! Childhood ruined.
Somewhere, someone knows how this Buzz Lightyear action figure (#ad) wound up in a woman’s read end… It could be a long story. It could be a short story. Maybe there’s no real story at all. But there is this x-ray.
That image is from the recent hit from powerhouse genre x-rays of weird things inside arses, “Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be.” This book exists:
When would you read it? On the train? In the bathroom? I do not know. Did the Buzz Lightyear figurine in question here have electronic voice actions? I do not know. But we can hope.
P.S. The Buzz Lightyear Action Figure is 12″ Long!