A man takes his seat at a baseball stadium.
The seat next to him is empty, except for a box of popcorn.
He looks at the guy next to that and says, “Why the empty seat?”
The guy looks over, “That’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to the last 5 seasons together, but this year, she couldn’t make it. She passed away.”
The man responds, “Oh, that’s terrible. I’m sorry to hear that. But couldn’t you find another family member, or even a friend to see the game, instead of wasting the ticket?”
The guy eyed him back, then finally responded, “No… They’re all at her funeral.”
