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WHY DO UFO’S GRAB COWS?

For probing, of course. You ever see Sal deliver a baby cow, it’s just like that.

But seriously, why cows?

Why not lions, or tigers, or bears, oh my?

The cow is depicted because it’s common, found easily all across America, in pastures, farmlands, open territory, places that UFO’s tend to appear more frequently, and quite frankly, they’re just funny. It’s the comedy of a mooing cow being lifted high in the air by a tractor beam that’s hilarious to us! That’s how smart the aliens are. MOO!

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COW!!!

Cattle abductions are nothing more than satirical, urban legends, a sight gag for all those nonbelievers.

Or, the aliens are just hungry for a good filet. Eh?

Either way, UFO’s and cows are joined at the hip.

But… Who knows. It could be real. I mean, this video below shows a UFO dropping a cow through a roof. Proof? Or is that just another tornado?

Get your own UFO cow here:


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