A policeman is on the scene of a terrible accident. Body parts are everywhere.
He’s making notes of where the pieces are, and comes across the head.
He writes in his notebook: ‘Head on bullevard’. He stares at the word, then scratches out his spelling error.
‘Head on bouelevard’ he writes again.
Nope, that doesn’t look right either – scratch scratch.
‘Head on boolevard’, “Dang it!” – scratch scratch.
Finally, he looks around to see if anyone is looking, then kicks the head with his foot and writes;
‘Head on curb’.
