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HE GOT HIS JUNK STUCK IN THE POOL FILTER

Can you imagine? STUCK? HA!

True, but painful.

Both police and paramedics were called out to a motel, because a man, Robert Scott Cheuvront, couldn’t get free of the suction fitting. It seems he inserted (accidentally slipped in) his junk, and it got stuck.

The hotel clerk called 911 and to report the 33 year old man who was trapped.

“As I approached the man,” the officer said, “I could see his pants were down to his knees and his junk was stuck in a suction hole located on the north-side wall of the swimming pool.”

And even though the pump was turned off (who wouldn’t be), Robert still couldn’t yank himself free; his member had become too swollen in the pool’s filtration system.

The paramedics had to insert lubricant around the ding-dong for about 40 minutes. Finally they were able to jerk him free.

Robert told the police that he had gone swimming around midnight.

He was stuck for over four hours.

Now that’s embarrassing!

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