Harry answers the telephone, and it’s a doctor from the emergency room.
The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is, she has lost all the use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.”
“My God,” Harry explains, “What’s the good news?”
“I’m kidding,” the doctor says. “She’s dead!”