LOL It’s jokes… For kids! Little kids. So gather around, laugh, and joke. It’s the best of the best, I jest.
“Why are giraffes’ necks so long?”
Because they have really smelly feet!
“What do you call a dancing cow?”
A milkshake!
“What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?”
A dino-snore!
“What has two legs but can’t walk?”
A pair of pants!
“What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?”
A coconut on vacation!
“What do birds give out on Halloween?”
Tweets!
“What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?”
That hit the spot!
“Why are teddy bears never hungry?”
Because they’re always stuffed!
“What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?”
R2 detour!
“Why did Mom throw the butter out the window?”
She wanted to see a butterfly!
“What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle’s back?”
Wheeee!
“How do you get a squirrel to like you?”
Act like a nut!
“What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?”
Twister!
“Why do ducks have tail feathers?”
To cover their buttquacks!
“What do porcupines say when they kiss?”
Ouch!!
“Why didn’t the duck pay for the lip balm?”
He wanted to put it on his bill!
“What do you call a pig that knows karate?”
A pork chop!
“How does a scientist freshen her breath?”
With experi-mints!
“What do you call the horse that lives next door?”
Your neighhhh-bor!
“What’s brown and sticky?”
A stick!
“What did the snowman say to the other snowman?”
Do you smell carrots?
“Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?”
Because she will let it go!
“What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?”
Sneakers!
“What do you call a toothless bear?”
A gummy bear!
“What do you call an alligator in a vest?”
An investigator!
“How do you make an octopus laugh?”
With ten-tickles!
“What do you get when you cross a Labrador and a magician?”
A labracadabrador!
“Why do bees have sticky hair?”
Because they use a honeycomb!
“What do you call a fly without wings?”
A walk!
“What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school?”
Arrrrrrrrrrt!
“What kind of key opens a banana?”
A mon-key!
“What do you call a cow with no legs?”
Ground beef!!
“Where do hamburgers go dancing?”
A meatball!
“Where do sheep go to get haircuts?”
The baa-baa shop!
“What does a storm cloud wear under his clothes?”
Thunderwear!
“What is a cat’s favorite color?”
PURRRR-ple!
“Why was the broom late?”
It over-swept!
“What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?”
Owwwww-ch!
“What did the buffalo say when his son left?”
Bison!
“What’s Superman’s favorite drink?”
PUNCH!
“What did the judge say when a skunk walked in the courtroom?”
Odor, odor in the court!
“Why did the tomato blush?”
It saw the salad dressing!
“What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks?”
Prank-enstein!
“What does every birthday end with?”
The letter Y!
“Why did the ghost blow his nose?”
Because it was full of booo-gers!
“How do they answer the phone at the paint store?”
Yellow!
“Why couldn’t the pony sing?”
Because he was a little hoarse!
“What animal can you always find at a baseball game?”
A bat!
“What’s red and bad for your teeth?”
A brick!
“What kind of monster loves disco?”
The boogieman!
BONUS JOKE:
“How do you make Lady Gaga mad?”
Poke her face!
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