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WHAT’S GROSSER THAN GROSS? JOKES

Seriously. These are gross. You’ve been warned. 🙂


What’s grosser than gross?
Siamese twins conjoined at the tongue.
What’s grosser than that?
One of them throws up.
What’s even grosser than that?
The other one throws up, too.


What’s grosser than gross?
Getting a boner and running out of skin.


What’s grosser than gross?
Ten dead babies nailed to a tree.
What’s grosser than that?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What’s even grosser than that?
Pulling the babies off the tree!


What’s grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear at the wall and it sticks.


What’s grosser than gross?
Finding a condom at the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
What’s grosser than that?
Eating your sandwich anyway.


What’s grosser than gross?
Having a dream you’re eating chocolate pudding and waking up with a spoon in your butt.


What’s grosser than gross?
A trash can full of dead babies.
What’s grosser than that?
One live baby at the bottom trying to eat it’s way out.


What’s grosser than gross?
Eating a bowl of cornflakes only to discover it’s your little brother’s scab collection.


What’s grosser than gross?
Kissing your grandmother good-bye and she slips you the tongue.


What’s grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.


What’s grosser than gross?
Running over a baby with an 18-wheeler.
What’s grosser than that?
Skidding on it.


What’s grosser than gross?
Drinking a Bloody Mary and finding a string in it.


What’s grosser than gross?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.


What’s grosser than gross?
Getting frisky with your grandma.
What’s grosser than that?
Banging your head on her coffin lid.


Okay, enough gross jokes. NEXT!










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