A man was sitting at home when a police officer knocked on his door.
The officer asked him if he was married.
The man replied, “Yes I am.”
The officer then asked him if he had a recent picture of his wife.
“Sure hold on a second,” he replied.
The officer looked at the picture, and in a sad voice said, “I’m sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train.”
The man smirked, “Well, I know, but she has a good personality and is an excellent cook.”
