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A woman passed her daughter’s bedroom, and heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. She opened the door and saw her daughter with a massager. Shocked, she said, “What in the world are you doing?”

The daughter replied, “Mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this is the closest thing I’ll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone.”

The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz sound coming from her bedroom. He entered and saw his daughter with the massager. She said to him, “Dad I’m thirty-five, unmarried, and this is the closest thing I’ll ever get to a husband. Now go away and leave me alone.”

A couple days later, the wife comes home from shopping and hears the buzzing noise coming from the living room. She walked in and found her husband sitting on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV with the massager next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

She asked him, “What in the world are you doing with that massager?”

He looked at her and said, “I’m watching football with my son-in-law.”

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