OMG! Put on your hiking boots, because we’re about to step into something deep…
I can’t even believe this is a thing… A very long thing.
It’s the World’s longest, measured, poo ever recorded.
It literally won the Guinness World Record for the biggest excrement any human has ever created (so proud).
And it was made by a woman!
Baked by a Michigan woman, Michelle Hines, who went on a super fiber-rich diet, and pushed out a behemoth turd roughly the entire size of her colon.
It measured 26 feet long!
And what’s even funnier, is how she did it.
She squat-walked along the length of a bowling alley lane, to create the longest single turd without any separations.
Now that’s a work of art.