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An cowboy wandered into a biker bar and made his way to the counter.

After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the guy next to him, “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately fell silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman on the other side of him said, “Before you tell that joke, I think it’s only fair that you should know a few things; 1rst, the bartender is blonde, and she has a baseball bat. 2nd, the bouncer is blonde with a billy-club. 3rd, I’m 6-feet myself, 175 pounds, blonde, and have a black belt in karate. 4th, the man sitting next to me is blonde as well, and a professional weight lifter. And lastly, the lady standing behind you right now is blonde, and a pro wrestler. So please, think about it seriously… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The cowboy thought for a long second, then shook his head and said, “No… Not if I have to explain it five times!”

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