A blind man heard about a new surgery that could restore his eyesight.
So he goes to the doctor who can perform such a surgery, and asked if there were any negative impacts to the operation.
“Well,” the doctor said. “You won’t be able to maintain a… a…” he looks down at the mans crotch, “you know, a boner.”
“Oh really? Is that a common side effect from this surgery?” The blind man asked.
“No,” said the doctor. “It’s just that your wife is ugly.”