A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of chili.
The waitress says, “Sorry, but that guy next to you got the last bowl.”
He looks over and sees that the guy is finished eating, but his bowl of chili is still half full. So he says to him, “Are you going to eat that?”
The other guy replies, “No, help yourself.” He slides the bowl over and the man starts to eat it.
After the man gets about half done, he looks down and sees a dead mouse floating at the bottom. He immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl, and glares at the other guy.
“Yeah,” the guy says, “That’s about as far as I got, too!”