A little boy was walking down the aisle at his mother’s wedding.
As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, stop, turn towards the crowd, and ROAR! He would do this on both sides, all the way down to the front.
Step, step, hands like claws, ROARRR! Step, step, ROARRR!
The crowd loved it and laughed so hard, until finally he reached the pulpit and stopped.
The priest bent down and asked him what he was doing, and the boy said, “Mom told me I was the ring bear.”