Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
“My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf”, says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
“My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf”, says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
Two more miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a street sign.
“My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf”, taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
“What the fuck,” says the Big Bad Wolf, “Will you leave me the hell alone! I’m trying to take a shit!”