Years ago, I heard the confucius saying, “Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.” I always remembered that for some reason… And now, there’s many more sayings to sink your fingers into. Funny Chinese confucius sayings that are great. Enjoy!
- Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.
- Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
- Man who sit on tack get point.
- Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
- With great power comes great electricity bill.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
- He who is stupid today is still stupid tomorrow.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- He who stick head in open window get pane in neck.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.
- If wise man marry, he become otherwise.
- Man who eat sweets take up two seats.
- If you see the handwriting on the wall, you’re in a public restroom.
- When man bring wife flowers for no reason, there usually reason.
- Passionate kiss like spider’s web soon lead to undoing of fly.
- Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed.
- Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.
- Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
- Man who learn to pleasure himself, come in handy.
- Cheap prostitutes offer more bang for your buck.
- Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
- It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
- No husband ever been shot while he do dishes.
- Couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.
- He who fish in other man’s well often catches crabs.
- Man who sleep on bed of nails is holy.
- Mother’s Day comes nine months after Father’s Day.
- If girlfriend starts smoking, man go too fast.
- Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.
- Man who get hit by car, get run-down feeling.
- Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion.
- Waitress who sits on leper’s lap, keep tip.
- Never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.
- Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
- Woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.
- Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Man who pull on bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.
- Blind man who pees on electric fence will see the light.
- Woman who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.
- Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.
- Squirrel who run up woman’s leg not find nuts.
- He who wash face in morning, neck at night.
- Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
- Cross-eyed teacher cannot control pupils.
- Hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.
- Man who scratch bottom should not bite fingernails.
- He who laughs last did not get the joke.