This woman goes into a mall and sees that a store is closed.
She goes up to the gate, peeks through, and sees two guys just standing around doing nothing.
She says to them, “Why is this store closed?”
One of the workers turns towards her and says, “Duh, they sold everything!”
Now the woman huffs and says, “Well, what did they sell?”
Now the other irritated worker puts a hand on his hip and mocks her. “They sold assholes, now get lost!”
The woman gasps, then blurts out, “Well, it looks like business was good, there’s only two assholes left!”