A wife comes home and says to her husband, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.”
The husband snorts, “Okay, so what’s the problem?”
She says, “It has water in the carburetor.”
The husband laughs then replies, “You know, I don’t mean this badly, but you’re not mechanically inclined. You don’t know the carburetor from the radiator…”
She cuts him off, “Oh no! There’s definitely water in the carburetor,” she insists.
Now the husband sighs, “Ok, honey, fine,” he stands up, “Let’s go take a look. Where is it at?”
The wife puts a hand on her hip, “In the lake!”