A man and woman, both married separately, had to share a room one night on a business trip.
They feel weird at first, but they both fall asleep in their separate beds.
After a few hours of sleeping, the man wakes the woman up and asks her, “Could you grab me another blanket from the closet? I’m really cold.”
The woman responds, “Or we could just pretend to be married for the night?”
The man replies, “Really? That would be amazing!”
“Cool,” says the woman, “Now get your own fucking blanket!”