A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his bar stool. The man picks the guy up and sits him back on the bar stool. He falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and says, “Where do you live?”.
Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the back seat, and drives him home.
When they get to the guy’s house, the man helps the guy out of the car. He falls down 3 more times before getting to the front door.
The man rings the doorbell and the guy’s wife comes to the door.
The man says, “Hello, I’ve brought your husband home.”
The wife looks at him then says, “Where’s his wheel chair?”