A state trooper pulls over a blonde driver on a country road.
He walks up to her window, “Ma’am, is there a reason that you were weaving all over the road?”
The blonde replies, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me! I almost died.”
The officer looks at her, then points to her rear view mirror, “Ma’am… that’s your air freshener!”