A very unsightly young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.
She walks into his office and says, “Doctor, I’m so depressed and lonely. I don’t have any friends, or family. No man will come near me. Everybody just laughs and points at my face. They call me horrible names I can’t repeat. It makes me sad. Can you please help me get over my grief and accept my fate?
The psychiatrist nods, “Sure I can.” He points to the sofa and replies, “But first, head over to the couch and lie face down, will ya?”
LOL! And just so you know, that mask is actually a real costume you can buy:
Not to mention his butt-ugly cousin: