LOL, yes, yes, this is a real thing. It’s the poop knife (#ad), and even though it sounds like a gag, it actually works.
You know, when you crap a turd the size of a bowling ball… it’s not going down the drain! All it will do is clog the toilet and run water all over the floor. HORRORS!
Well, not any more.
Introducing the poop knife. A real knife made out of metal and reinforced silicone, that’s strong, hygienic, easy to clean, and dishwasher safe! (WHAT?????)
It will literally CUT YOUR POOP!
Tested on the most ferocious of bog crocodiles without a fight. It carves up your creation like a brown jack-o-lantern. Plus, it’s long enough to keep your hands clear of danger in any standard depth toilet.
Be the samurai of the poo poo platter! Get this real, or gag gift today.