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LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE

The teacher in Johnny’s school asked the class what their parents did for a living.

One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny’s turn, he stood up and said “My mom’s a prostitute!”

Naturally, after that remark, little Johnny got sent to the principal’s office. 15 minutes later, he returned.

The teacher asked him, “Did you tell the principal what you said in class?”

Johnny replied, “Yes.”

“Well, what did the principal say?”

“He said that every job is important in our economy. And then he asked for my mom’s phone number!”

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