A pilot made an announcement to the passengers on his plane, and when he got done, he accidentally forgot to turn off his mic.
So he says to his copilot, “I can’t wait to have a cup of coffee and screw the stewardess.”
The rest of the passengers and crew heard this, and one of the stewardesses went racing to the front of the plane to tell him to turn off his mic.
But when she got near the cabin door, she tripped and fell.
An old lady sitting in the aisle seat turned to her and said, “Slow down sweetie, he said he wanted to drink a cup of coffee first.”