Yep, it’s a timer, for your toilet.
Instead of spending an hour on the toilet, swiping through your phone, you can now poo-and-go, and leave your stink behind.
It’s a fun gadget that frees up your bathroom, and keeps you from WASTING precious time.
Now there’s a fun way to keep toilet clogging hogs from loafing around in the bathroom!
Wipe, flush, and plunge away lavatory laziness!
You get 5 minutes to make it happen, or get off the pot!
This device features a regular Joe sitting on the golden throne… Like an egg-timer, for your turds!
Talk about gaseous humor….