A couple is having dinner at a swanky restaurant.
The waiter watches as the man slides down his seat and disappears under the table. The woman acts like she didn’t notice anything.
So the waiter heads over and says, “Excuse me, Ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table. That’s very inappropriate behavior…”
The woman cuts him off and says, “Oh no, my husband didn’t… He just walked in the door!”