- Hey, wasn’t your daughter an adult film star?
- I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special.
- If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?
- No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
- No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph.
- Back off, Barney, I’ve got a piece.
- Want to race to the station, Sparky?
- I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men.
- On the way to the station let’s get a six pack.
- You’ll never get those cuffs on me… Homo!
- Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes.
- No, YOU assume the position.
